the disgruntled world of ________ !

so i’m sitting by my parent’s pool stealing my neighbor’s wifi and watching my mom’s dog vomit on the lawn. i think he ate something that causes doggy bulimia. i think she’s not “sick” per se…i think that “Holly” has self-esteem problems and probably thinks she’s fat.

i am currently trying to counsel my mom’s half boonie/half corgie puppy. my dad is telling me to swim at night because it’s better. i look at him and ask, “why did you blame me for losing the house alarm remote”. He just laughs and walks into the house.

Whoops…now my dog is licking her woman spot. GROSS!!!

So we made cupcakes. Cheryl and I created red velvet cupcakes with cream cheese frosting. I put way too much water into the mix, so it’s not that great. Though, Cheryl’s cream cheese frosting concoction is dream-like. She’s a good baker. We should open up a bakery/ESL school. It would kick ass.

Char and I swam and ended up with blue shit all over our bodies. It looked like we raped and pillaged a Smurf village (that rhymed). Cheryl is scared of the water and refused to swim. I’m not sure why…she doesn’t have her period.

Moving on, the wonderful Hitosis sisters brought over some delicious food. I LOVE Casava cake. YUM YUM!!!

I’m a fat ass.

My new years resolution: Stop eating like an Obese Family of Four!!

I HEART ROCKBAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!