the disgruntled world of ________ !

so i hate blogging…because blogging (to me) indicates a lot of un-utilized free time. however, since i currently have a shitload i will proceed to write.

this blog is dedicated to my hatred for Guam mosquitoes. i’m pretty sure they picked me because my blood tastes of sweet, sweet nectar. i bought 2 effin bottles of insect repellent, yet i think majority are immune.

my fucking legs look diseased. i look like a fat 25 year old with chicken pox and bangs. my touchable silky legs are a thing of the past (approx. 4 days). i want to kill them all…i see no environmental purpose for mosquitoes to continue living on this earth. they tranfer diseases, such as malaria, dengue fever, and other really bad stuff.

at this point of my vacation, i hate mosquitoes more than my mom’s devil dashund wannabe.

anyways, i still love guam…yada yada yada…..

DAMNIT FUCKING SHIT BALLS CUM FACE….another mosquitoe just bit me as i am writing this. unfortunately, i am outside stealing my neighbor’s wifi.

what i’ve done/eaten so far:

jamaican grill – twice
capriciossa – once
ajiichi – once
buffets – twice
mermaid’s tavern – once

drove to blockbuster – twice
payless dededo – twice
church – twice
cleaning the pool – three times
sex shop visits – six times
wore my silver leather boots – four times (in public) nine times (in private)
walking around tumon in my silver leather boots – once
hung out and chatted with my friends – six times (about the same amount of times i went to the tumon sex shops)

so my friends cheryl “moneybags” dumptruck and char are back, so im sure i will be wearing my boots a couple more times and we will be adding more visits to the above restaurants.